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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."

"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."

"I hate Holocaust jokes: My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a guard tower while on duty. Neva forget"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."

"Where's the ""It's Complicated"" box to check off on this tax form?"

"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."

"I'm only racist when I'm driving."

"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg? Alright."

"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees."