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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field!"
"What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia? Sorry for the loss."
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"
"I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious."
"While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems"
"Apparently, when your boss asks you to get a cake for a coworker's 60th birthday, 'cake' is not code for 'stripper.' Live & learn, guys."
"This presidential race in America has taught us at least one thing. Once you go black you can go back."
"Congratulations Amy Winehouse On three years of sobriety!"