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Joke of the Day
"I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious."
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"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find."
"Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate? Because he had a reptile dysfunction."
"What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other? Brothers from Another Mothership."
"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."
"I've been fired for a childish behaviour Apparently, sucking tits of my female coworkers wasn't such a good idea."
"Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that ""love handles"" referred to her ears?"
"I have now been sober for eighteen months. Not in a row..."
"When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday"
"They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good."