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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia? Sorry for the loss."

"I think that bisexual girls should just call themselves more-or-lesbians."

"Really whenever I get up is ""too early."""

"You know what I love about cafeterias? Everything they serve is an entree. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

"I walked into a store today... ...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof."

"Let he has never told a bad joke Cast the first tomato"

"When everyone around you has their phone out... I guess you could say... you're in a phony world... I am so sorry guys."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... I've heard multiple versions of this joke. Please comment with you're favorite."

"So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD"

"What's it like being frozen to absolute zero? It's 0K."