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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff."
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"My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore."
"What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!"
"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."
"What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you? Kanye not."
"I won a swimsuit contest the other day I ate 57 swimsuits"
"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence. For example: ""Ben is in a hurry"" ""Ben is in a coma"""
"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shit head? Depth perception."
"The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning :("