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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"

"Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist"

"Monorail joke I love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners!"

"[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad? Dad: Yes? Son: Happy M- Dad: DON'T Son: Moth- Dad: STOP Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY *Dad bangs head on desk*"

"My GF is like my treasure... I buried her in my backyard yesterday."

"""I may be fat, but you're ugly I can lose weight!"""

"4 out of 5 dentists agree, that 5th dentist is an asshole."

"Why did Tomato turn red from embarrassment? Because it saw Salad dressing."

"I asked my friend from North Korea how it was to live there. He said he couldn't complain."