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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you? Kanye not."
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"An iPhone user walks into... [x-post r/funny] a bar, a hotel, a field. He's not too sure"
"Nachos on Christmas Eve. We're celebrating the birth of cheeses!"
"A protest on raising the minimum wage lasted almost three hours, from 7:25 to 10:10."
"My younger dog can go to sleep in about 4 seconds. The older one takes about 6 because she's got more shit to worry about, I guess."
"[Possible GOT Spoilers] What's Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"
"My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream"
"St. Peter: ""Spock?"" Leonard Nimoy: ""I'm Leonard. Spock was just a character I played on TV."" St. Peter: ""HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S SPOCK!"""
"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"
"What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down? 4 brunettes"