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Joke of the Day
"I won a swimsuit contest the other day I ate 57 swimsuits"
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"Sausage fest at my house tonight. Not what you think. Just eating many varieties of sausage. Nice people. Good music. NO GIRLS ALLOWED."
"Checking my phone one more time before I go to sleep because apparently 533 times wasn't enough today."
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"*Spider exam: How to scare people out of their mind* Fly Breathe fire Sit still on the ceiling and mind your own business"
"Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: ""Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps but certainly not everyone in the world."""
"A techno song lasted longer than my first marriage"
"Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public. They could call it Marco Rubio."
"What should you take for stomach pain? A shit"