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Joke of the Day

"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence. For example: ""Ben is in a hurry"" ""Ben is in a coma"""

"The ancient Egyptians loved cat videos."

"This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving This time, Turkey is doing the roasting ijusthadtoimsosorry"

"My friend is concerned about his online dating luck... I told him not to worry -- There are plenty of fish in the net!"

"Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."

"Two Russian pilots in Syria - Hi, what have you been doing today? - Bombing the ISIS headquarters... - Which one, the main headquarters? - No man, the main headquarters is on the other continent..."

"What kind of cake is even worse than fruitcake? Bukkake."

"Hey, did you ever get that job you talked about for weeks then abruptly stopped mentioning?"

"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""

"If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? Bass Murderering"