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Joke of the Day

"My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore."

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"

"Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?"

"What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain? It ran to the unstable."

"My first time... My first time having sex and playing football were a lot alike... When it was all said and done I was exhausted bruised and bloody... But atleast my dad came..."

"Passed a sign that says, ""All you can eat, $30/person"" but I don't think I can eat $30 worth of people."

"The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly. The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"JOKE: How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb? She gives birth to a son."

"I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it."

"Why did the thief take a bath? To get a clean getaway"