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Joke of the Day

"My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore."

"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"

"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""

"So I typed in ""r/lastweeksposts""... And was immediately redirected to 9gag. Go figure."

"So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same."

"Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? A: Flatman and Ribbon"

"Someone told me they could beat me in a photoshop battle. Adobe'd it."

"What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip"

"One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there."

"Why does the US name Arkansas Arkansas Because Its Arkansas not YourKansas"