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Joke of the Day

"A little boy asks his dad, ""Is it possible to get AIDS from a public toilet seat?"" His dad replies, ""Only if you sit down before the other guy stands up!"""

"Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea... I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?"

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots."

"I want to China town today I saw a lot of wangs."

"He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed him. I'll ask again when he wakes up."

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"What do you need to make a crystal salad? Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."

"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."

"What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon"