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Joke of the Day

"A little boy asks his dad, ""Is it possible to get AIDS from a public toilet seat?"" His dad replies, ""Only if you sit down before the other guy stands up!"""

"""Did you guys see me get so mad I flipped a table?"" Yes Tony, we saw it. You're 46. You have to stop taking your skateboard to restaurants."

"How do you get an Indian girl pregnant? Poppadom."

"What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!"""

"[at a funeral] *approaches the weeping widow and embraces her* *whispers* ""So you're single now, right?"

"Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."

"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"

"What is an aliens favorite keyboard key The space key"