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Joke of the Day
"What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon"
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"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."
"What do you call a greedy marsupial? A kangajew"
"A Russian comes to the Ukrainian border. The Ukrainian border guard asks, ""Name?"" The Russian answers, ""Boris."" The border guard asks, ""Occupation?"" The Russian says, ""No, just visiting."""
"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."
"I hate when my phone corrects ""hood morning"" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today."
"A tiny Shaquille o Neil inside a footlong sub lookin up at you and crying cuz he don't wanna be eaten"
"I couldn't put it off any longer, at the mall to shop for Christmas presents. Christ, what was I thinking... I came here sober."
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."
"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."