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Joke of the Day
"What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon"
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"When the machines rise up against us humans, I really hope ... ...I really hope I'm nowhere near a dildo factory..."
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating She sure is starting to sound like my wife"
"My wife suffers from chronic, debilitating headaches. Anyway, enough about her... ...back to drum practice."
"Teddy Roosevelt pickup line Ayy girl, Do you want to see my Big Stick Diplomacy in my room? ( )"
"Why is it fun to date teachers? Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again ;)"
"Time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world. For example, in some parts of the U.S. it's still 1950."
"Be nice to people because you never know when you'll a need character witness."
"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."
"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"