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Joke of the Day

"I want to China town today I saw a lot of wangs."

"19: Okay mom, don't freak out but... TOO LATE"

"""What the fuck is he doing?"" -first person to witness breakdancing"

"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."

"A guy in Saudi Arabia once masturbated, breaking the law of the land. His name? Sheik Dawood."

"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His ass."

"*Asteroid is hurtling toward Earth* ESPN Broadcaster: This asteroid could have an enormous impact on the playoffs."

"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"

"Why are government employees constipated? Because they don't do shit."

"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."