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Joke of the Day

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"I just can't stand it when people make jokes about crippled people."

"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"

"At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station"

"Eating pussy is like subway eat fresh."

"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"

"I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer."

"The bible says you can't buy your way into heaven but there isn't a church in the country that won't encourage you to try."

"Whenever I see someone pick up an avocado, feel it, and put it back I pick up that same avocado and whisper ""you're still beautiful"" to it."

"My son keeps putting out the fire in the fireplace Should I take him out of there?"