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Joke of the Day
"I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket."
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"My favorite poem Roses are red Violets are blue I hope I don't Impregnate you"
"Put a kid in a lake or a river and they never want to come out. Turn on a shower and it's like you're blasting them with nuclear waste."
"The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world."
"When I meet a celebrity I like to bring a ceiling fan with me so I can be all ""Nice to meet you. Big fan""."
"I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... The ending was shit"
"Cheeseburger. Guy to Girl: Hey , do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blow job??? Girl: NO! Guy: I will take you out for lunch one day !"
"What's a martian's favorite wine? Chardonayy."
"Do they have a shitty attitude because they work for minimum wage, or work for minimum wage because they have a shitty attitude?"
"Saw my neighbor in a peeing contest with his dog on his porch. My mum said there'd be days like this but she never said there'd be so many."