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Joke of the Day
"My favorite poem Roses are red Violets are blue I hope I don't Impregnate you"
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"Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas? Cause when they make their own I lose my headphones."
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"Actors retweeting compliments is the modern day version of actors murdering hookers."
"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."
"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck?"
"There's two things I hate. Hypocrisy and condescension. Do you understand what I mean?"
"A 747 just landed at Heathrow Airport in London. After the captain shutdown the engines you could still hear the whining."