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Joke of the Day

"The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world."

"The new $100 bills are insane. A purple stripe, the hologram thingy, the Ben Franklin that says ""kill, kill, kill"" as his eyes swirl..."

"Me [sneezes]: excuse me Guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man."

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock."

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."

"How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?"

"[NSFW] What is the difference between your dick and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! xD"

"What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist"

"Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."