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Joke of the Day

"Some people call me anti social But i just ignore them and go back to my computer in my room amd lock my door.. .... (Bad jokes 101)"

"The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience."

"Why don't klansmen like to eat sushi? because that would be a case of rice mixing"

"If there's one thing everybody can agree on, no there isn't."

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."

"what idot caled his song ""thrift shop"" insted of ""goodwill hunting"""

"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."

"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."

"How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven."

"What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas"