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Joke of the Day
"I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... The ending was shit"
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"Look, all I'm saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time."
"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"
"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."
"Genie: I shall grant you three wis- Me: I wish my ex would fall back in love with me Genie: here's the thing Jeff, Kate's with me now..."
"impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon."
"One time I accidentally gave my cat acid. Thought he would really freak out but he just looked at me calmly and said meow for 10 hours."
"I just spent ten minutes waving back to a guy in a storefront window before I realized he was just cleaning the glass."
"What's pink and has seven dents in it? Snow white's hymen"
"Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? - Racist nursery rhyme"