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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"
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"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"
"What's the difference between my wife and a balloon? The balloon still takes my breath away."
"Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son"
"A pickup like I thought of when i was younger. If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you."
"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""
"What did Mary say the first time she changed Jesus' diaper? Holy shit."
"The Seattle Seahawks play calling."
"Me: ugh I have to wear a tie today, adulting sucks. Grandpa: I had to fight in World War II when I was 19. Me: I guess you kind of get it."
"Guys, I ran the numbers, and each 1000 Twitter followers adds about as much actual value and happiness to your life as a taco."