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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my wife and a balloon? The balloon still takes my breath away."
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"What do you call a bear in the Arctic? Starving."
"If you only speak one language you have no excuse to suck at it."
"When I refer to kids as ""Snot-dripping, germ-spreading spawns of Satan"" I hope you realize I'm not referring specifically to YOUR children."
"What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own."
"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""
"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."
"A termite walked into a tavern, and asked"" Is the bar tender here?"""
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he needed a poo."
"Hillary wouldve made girls believe they can be President Trump made EVERYONE believe they can be President."