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Joke of the Day
"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""
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"A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't get it think about in literal terms"
"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused? Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds! :)"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20 Jewish boy: dad can I please have 20 dollars? Jewish dad: 10 dollars?!? What do you need 5 dollars for?"
"What do you call a bear that's not drunk? So-Bear!"
"The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly."
"""This sausage is the best!"" She said ""No,"" replied the German, ""it is the wurst!"""
"So you need Andy Reid to take you to the airport for an international flight... lol you didn't learn anything from 2004?"
"In capitalist America... bank robs you!"
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""