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Joke of the Day

"A pickup like I thought of when i was younger. If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you."

"What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house? The DaVinci Abode"

"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"

"What do you call a bear that swings both ways? Bi-polar"

"Be sure to use the word ""irony"" correctly. It means when something's, you know, just weird."

"What does every woman have in her panties? A career."

"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."

"What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water"

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the bar? I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"

"I left work yesterday at 4:59 instead of 5:00 I was technically leaving early, but the difference was minute."