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Joke of the Day

"Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son"

"Today I am no long Obese. At 3'8"" I am a short obese."

"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."

"Tall Grande at Venti. It's the midget psychic at large in the perspective of Starbucks. Can I get internet points now?"

"How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb? Just one, she yells, ""DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"""

"Apparently you can survive just by eating plants. That's something I haven't herbivore."

"Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""

"What did god say when he created the first black man? fuck you"

"What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."

"I thought it was a staring contest but then I realized the guy had a glass eye so now I can never go back to that gas station again."