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Joke of the Day

"Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone... ... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?"

"Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls."

"Sitting while wearing shorts is a fun way to make your thighs look like they escaped sausage casing."

"My friend eats Dead People but it's okay because he's a Fungi"

"Alabama: where the men are men and the sheep are scared"

"""I'm a great listener."" - The US government on a first date."

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about"

"""No flying cars yet?"", he wrote from a 2 inch by 4 inch pocket computer instantaneously to subscribers worldwide using only his right thumb."

"So two cannibals are eating dinner... The first turns to the second man and says ""Wow, your wife sure does make a great roast!"" The second replied ""I know, I'm really gonna miss her."""

"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"