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Joke of the Day
"Which band does feminists hate the most? Cis-tem of a Down"
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"I like that the doctor always asks if I'm a smoker. When I say yes, he tells me I should quit. No shit? Thanks. Here's all my money."
"Ready to earn money staring at my screen all day so I can afford to go home & stare at my screen all night, repeating the process unto death"
"Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great Food! No atmosphere."
"Whenever I'm sad I remember that Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy. Then I feel better about myself."
"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"
"How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier it's going to rain. If not it already is."
"What's the opposite of the Sun? The Guardian."
"""Let's blast some Jack Johnson and call each other Broseph and dump our girlfriends with a text."" -Dudes who wear salmon colored jean shorts"