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Joke of the Day
"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"
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"Why does no one like the number 4? It's too square."
"When the Paris attacks occured, did anyone think to call Ja Rule for some answers?"
"Actually told a girl who's moving to France soon that ""there's lots of French people over there"". It's a wonder how I can even bathe myself."
"Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"Me: I weigh 10x more than the cat and yet she trusts me completely. So sweet. You: Me: You: It's a lot more than 10x. Me: Don't ruin this."
"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"
"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"
"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."
"Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony."