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Joke of the Day

"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""

"Got shut down by a 12 year old. Kid: wow you're really good! Me: good at what? :D Kid: Nothing. :l"

"Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!"

"Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password"

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."

"What's the difference between being tired and exhausted? If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind one, you get exhausted."

"Chilly Did you know that you can freeze a human to -273.15 C and he'd be 0K"

"What do you call a girl gamer that always pirates her games?? A crack whore."

"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Damn girl are you playboy magazine? Cause holy fuck you have a pile of issues"