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Joke of the Day
"IKEA made headlines today... ...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases"
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"Ever been half way through eating a horse and start to think..... I wasnt as hungry as I thought"
"sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like ""cool"""
"What is the lifespan of an owl? 6 1/2 books."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"
"whenever u hear a creak at night, dont wory its nothimg scary! its just a reminder that somthing u think is solid like a house actualy moves"
"Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat? Cripple A."
"Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun? Because they're not real."
"how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs"
"Afroman was going to vote. But then he got high.."