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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
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"Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?"""
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"Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"A magician was walking down the street ...and turned into a grocery store."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa Claus goes *down* the chimney."
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"So I accidentally called my teacher 'mommy' yesterday... Now she knows exactly what kind of porn I'm into."