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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy adopt the weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy!"

"How does every racist joke begin? *looks over both shoulders*"

"Have you seen the joke about the carpenter that had to fix a fence? I believe it was a repost"

"I have bad knees. It runs in my family. Now nobody in my family runs."

"Hey Joe, did you return that axe to Frank? Yes. And what did he say? Yaaaaauh!"

"I'm going to have an ear transplant later tonight. Thanks in advance for the well wishes!"

"I found my first gray pubic hair today. It was in my Big Mac"

"Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries? They know resistance is a waste of energy."

"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."

"Ariel was a minor and couldn't sign a legally binding contract. You'd think the king of the ocean's lawyers could get that shit thrown out."