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Joke of the Day

"A magician was walking down the street ...and turned into a grocery store."

"The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus"

"Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean. Which is absurd. Plus, they're ugly."

"Did you hear about the cannibal? He dumped his girlfriend...*flies away*"

"Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable."

"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."

"Overslept this morning and missed church for the last 15 years."

"Just been banned from my church's Easter service. Apparently the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb weren't ""Ta-Daa!"""

"Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes."

"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."