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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?"""
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"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"
"*nervously plays with tie* ""I'm sorry. I'm no good during job interviews."" That's ok, just let go of my tie and go on your side of the desk."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? Cus he was too far out, man"
"I could be an Olympics commentator because I'm good at pointing and saying, ""You can tell she wants it."""
"Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people? There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number."
"Why couldn't the fruit get married? They cantaloupe"