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Joke of the Day

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men."

"Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to ""air quote,"" I need to speak with you privately."

"Good one computer geniuses, you made everything ""user friendly"" and ""intuitive"" and now idiots are on the internet commenting on everything."

"Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy? Because open balls are in his neighborhood"

"Shit. Damn it. A bumper sticker just changed my entire worldview, again. This happens like 3 times a day."

"Hopscotch would be a lot more challenging if the kids actually had scotch.."

"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono."

"I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too."

"Kids, don't grow up... it's a trap!"

"I went to a feminist picnic last weekend... No one made any sandwiches."