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Joke of the Day

"So I was walking down the street, when suddenly it hit me... I guess I was too deep in thought to notice that bus coming."

"How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month? What an Idiot."

"Why are so many blind people religious? Because they just won't open their eyes!"

"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"

"My therapist keeps saying that I should really stop talking to inanimate objects.....but he's a lamp...what does he know...."

"What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water"

"Apparently, it's frowned upon to walk up to two police officers and ask ""what are you douchebags up to?"""

"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"

"Why do fat people like games ? Because they're unfamiliar with the gym."

"Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole."