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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit? They're both fine assets!"

"How are baby androids born? From their mother's computerus."

"Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden."

"Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son ""in front of the world."" Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology."

"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."

"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"

"To the person who created the first ""Knock, Knock"" joke.... That person should totally have won the No Bell prize."

"Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first."

"Moses, Jesus and Muhammad are walking into a bar. Cries the barkeeper: ""If this is gonna be a joke that guy has to stay out!"""

"I hope the guy who stole my debit card enjoys his $12 shopping spree."