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Joke of the Day

"*singing scales* Do, Re, uh... *calls Lionel Ritchie* ""Hey"" Hello! ""What comes after Do & Re on a music scale?"" Is it Mi you're looking for?"

"What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist? ""Let me be Frank with you."""

"Why was Lara Croft sad? Because her career was in ruins"

"2 fish in a tank, one fish looks at the other and say's ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Richmond's baseball team had midget wrestling last night, if anyone's looking for a city with rich culture and a progressive vibe."

"What do you call a Spanish woman with a loose vagina? Consuelo!"

"Mountain ranges aren't funny They're hill areas."

"Told my boss the salary I want when I move to California. Him: so you want the moon and all the stars too? Me: and Saturn."

"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect."

"I hope fashion in the future isn't all like, weird metal bird outfits. Cuz a bunch of mine just got stolen."