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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a German virgin? Guttentight."

"What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles."

"I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce"

"I'm fairly tall so folks are always asking me ""Do you play basketball?"" My standard reply: ""No, do you play miniature golf?"""

"What do fish call a submarine? Unidentified Floating Object"

"Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion."

"Does eating fish makes you dumb? We know that eating fish is supposed to make us ""smarter"", but the only fishes we eat, are the ones ""dumb"" enough to get caught. It doesn't make sense."

"What did the couch say to the armchair? Don't worry, I pull out."

"What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !"

"A man goes to his doctor and says; Doc I think I'm addicted to twitter. Doc: Sorry, I don't follow you"