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Joke of the Day
"What did the couch say to the armchair? Don't worry, I pull out."
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"There's a thin line distinguishing ""Heroes"" from ""Herpes"""
"How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed? piece of cake"
"Did you hear about the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela's funeral? Neither did his audience."
"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"
"A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama"
"What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!"
"My cat's staring at the wall again. Either she can see ghosts, or she's mulling over past social situations she wishes she'd handled better."
"Did you hear about the nun who only made her clothes out of rags she found on the street? She had a very odd habit."
"[the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com"