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Joke of the Day
"What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !"
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"Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out."
"So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark, I reply : ""I noah guy"""
"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."
"What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? You are what you eat"
"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"
"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"
"Spice up Christmas shopping by entering random fitting rooms, waiting 5 minutes, then yelling, ""Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"""
"Whenever I see an empty pizza box in a neighbor's garbage can, I get jealous someone had a better night than I did."
"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"