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Joke of the Day
"What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!"
Next Joke
"I am giving up eating red meats. I'm going cold turkey."
"M: I can't access Twitter IT: We blocked twitter M: What am I supposed to do with this computer now? IT: Work? M: Who hurt you?"
"If you wanna make hundreds of friends, you gotta wear a t-shirt with a joke on it. People will not stop laughing. ""This guy,"" they'll say."
"Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely."
"Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day? Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly."
"It's true. Parents that use drugs, have kids that use drugs. So, there's an important lesson here... Don't have kids."
"Do you know what the difference is between a joke and a dick? Girls never laugh at my jokes. :-("
"ELI5: What does ELI5 mean?"
"I bought zombie insurance recently it was a no brainer"