134575

Joke of the Day

"Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely."

"What do you call a Syrian sex toy? A blowup doll"

"How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down."

"getting my hopes up only to become even more disappointed dot edu"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven"

"""Sir, the UAV strike bombing missed the target."" ""Were we at least close?"" ""Not even remotely."""

"What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!"

"My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of World Records. I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk."

"There are so many people outside, and so much yelling, and I genuinely genuinely don't know if it's a murder or a rare Pokemon."

"I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement."