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Joke of the Day
"I'm no sadist. Some of my best friends are sad."
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"What's black and fills out welfare forms?? A pen, you jerk."
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"Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore. ."