201060
Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"Why are gym memberships illegal? Because of the Free Exercise Clause."
"I'm excited to announce that I've officially stopped using drugs for fun and solely use them to deal with the unrelenting pain of existence!"
"How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"
"What Not To Upvote Clickbait"
"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."
"[text from friend) Her: You doing okay? Me: Yeah I guess. Why, what have you heard?"
"My impression of a New Zealand duck: Quick... Quick. Quick."
"I hate when my bank account is like a musical composition by Bach Baroque."
"My neighbour is singing under the shower again. Luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars."