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Joke of the Day
"Why does 8 hate 7? Because 7 8 9"
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"CAT: Can u check my blood pressure? DR DOG: *places cuff around cat's neck* Sure CAT: Shouldnt that go on m- DR DOG: *inflating cuff* Ssshhh"
"Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants."
"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"
"Give a man a cheeseburger, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as fuck."
"Police have arrested a cat for robbery Guess they've identified the purrpetrator"
"The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis. It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's."
"Ever hear the joke about the baby with aids? Aww, man. It *never* gets old."
"Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle? To fit in the box."
"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."