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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat ...and ignore my wife until it is dinner time"
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"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."
"How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter."
"Walk up in the club like ""hey do you have to buy anything to use the bathroom?"""
"What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl? If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy."
"Its national left-handers day I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off"
"When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default"
"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome."
"DOGS TAKE THEIR LICKS Q: Why do dogs lick themselves? A: Because they can."
"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."