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Joke of the Day

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... He's an ex-terminator."

"how much does a deer cost? its ""radyr"" - its funny because in Denmark radyr means two things - ""very expensive"" and ""doe"""

"*sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*"

"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."

"I just brushed a whole tooth without looking at twitter"

"The teacher asks her 6th graders: ""Can anyone tell me the definition of relative humidity?"" Johnny: ""The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your cousin!"""

"My wife is a lot like a facebook post... Lots of people like her, she gets lots of comments, she has been shared by thousands of people, and she may be viral."

"Mickey and Minnie Mouse are going through a divorce. Mickeys lawyer says "" you can't get a divorce because your wife is a little crazy."" To which Mickey replies ""no I said she's Fucking Goofy!"""

"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."

"So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons"