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Joke of the Day

"What's black and fills out welfare forms?? A pen, you jerk."

"Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows."

"Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around."

"Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."

"I get pretty horny when someone disses me over the Internet. I always get e-rekt."

"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"

"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."

"How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb? lightbulbs buy light bulbs neon lights sex porn"

"Take your teenage girl to Disney world, Quickly. Next year she will want to spend her holidays sucking off strangers in Magaluf..."