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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"

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"Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it"
"I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes."
"""There are only 2 four letter words that are offensive to me - Don't and Stop.....unless they are used together..."""
"Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here."
"What's the password to Forest Gumps laptop? 1forest1"
"Who called them ""homo erectus'"" and not... Wait, that's actually pretty funny. Good job guy who named them ""homo erectus'"""
"A woman goes into a doctor's with a bit of lettuce sticking out the top of her panties. Doctor: Oh, that looks nasty. Woman: That's just the tip of the iceberg doctor."
"Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him."
"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"