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Joke of the Day

"What's the password to Forest Gumps laptop? 1forest1"

"I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee"

"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."

"He approaches me from behind and wraps his arms around me and I am breathless. With one firm and quick thrust, he dislodges my food."

"It would be nice to have a second button beside the 'snooze' that emails your boss that you aren't coming in today."

"She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing."

"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."

"Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama? [deleted]"

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer The taste"

"I was going to share my joke about cocaine with you But it's only a one liner"